Nursing Home Hires Stripper for Veterans, Apologizes for ‘Fiery’ Lap Dance

Some wheelchair-bound veterans are still ready to rise and salute — just send in the stripper, which worked like a charm at a nursing home that’s now saying … oops, we didn’t know she was gonna do all THAT!!!

The young woman who showed up decked out in lingerie at the Taiwan facility for retired veterans definitely brought her A-game — writhing on the floor, getting in laps and even allowed at least one resident to break normal strip club rules … as he got pretty hands-on with her.

The whole scene screams … “Please tell me there’s a defibrillator nearby!!!”

The stripper’s visit went down last week during the Mid-Autumn Festival, an annual harvest celebration in China, and video of her performance has gone viral … putting some heat on the nursing home’s administrators.

Responding to the backlash, a spokesperson says their intent was to “entertain residents and make them happy.” Mission accomplished!!! ✅

As for dangerously raising heart rates and blood pressure — well, the facility admits the dancer’s moves were “too enthusiastic and fiery,” and they promise to be “more cautious” next time.